POSITIONS OPEN: In soprano, alto, tenor, and bass sections. No
other need apply.
PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry light musical notes part
way across church. Must have good vision to see the director 10 feet away.
EXPERIENCE: No
applications accepted from persons who have not sung in the tub or shower at
some time.
BEGINNING WAGES: Guaranteed
satisfaction and joy in the service of the Lord.
ADVANCEMENT OPPORTUNITY: Members
who demonstrate unusual ability/courage might sing a solo sometime.
FRINGE BENEFITS: Social Security - We promise you the security
of fellowship with other fine members.
RETIREMENT: After your voice reaches the place where it
can hit two notes at once, you may sit in the congregation and listen to others
use their God given talents.
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